For every frickin' idiot in the world, there should be (by all conservative theories of society) another equally opposite genius, and, by the laws of equilibrium, those geniuses are the thinkers of all things dumb, stupid, and completely moronic, yet not limited to genius, smart, or intelligent thoughts, as these thoughts make up the commercial television ads which our children's lives will be dominated by through and through, not including the specialized workers for sanitation and the flea market peddlers that give America those wonderful fruit dishes the British eat when their millionaire butlers take vacations to Hawaii.